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The Week's Best Celeb Quotes | Lindsay Lohan
• "I work harder than most of my friends' parents, I think. I'm the hardest working person I know."
Lindsay Lohan, to the Today show's Matt Lauer

• "I always knew the rug was going to be pulled out from underneath me at some stage. I didn't think it was going to happen in the way it happened."
Nicole Kidman, on being blindsided by her divorce from Tom Cruise, to Ladies' Home Journal

• "For the record, I like my toes just fine. Not as much as my nipples, but they're still suckworthy."
Teri Hatcher, on her favorite body part, in her new memoir, Burnt Toast

• "I don't get actresses who Botox, because how can you act if you're Botox'd? You have been Botox'd, right?"
Oprah Winfrey, to Teri Hatcher

• "I'm not happy with the way I look right now."
Nicole Richie, on considering herself too thin, to Vanity Fair

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They Said What? for May 9, 2006| Vince Vaughn
• "I'm not saying we are or aren't a couple. I think she's great, but I just don't discuss whether we are."
Vince Vaughn about still-publicly-unconfirmed paramour, Jennifer Aniston, to David Letterman

• "We didn't want to wait another day to get married."
Tori Spelling, on her private wedding to Dean McDermott in Fiji, at which only the bride and groom were present

• "Mission: Impossible III opened today. You know, it's nice to see Tom Cruise finally getting some publicity."
David Letterman