– Host Jessica Alba, upon winning a Golden Popcorn trophy for her sexy striptease in Sin City, at the MTV Movie Awards
• "I thought we had a shot at best onscreen kiss."
– Owen Wilson, upon winning best onscreen team, along with costar Vince Vaughn, for Wedding Crashers, at the MTV Movie Awards
• "I can just think that one day, I'll just say, 'Hey, Shi, come over here.' You know."
– Jon Voight, on hoping to reconcile with estranged daughter Angelina Jolie and see his newborn granddaughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, to MSNBC’s Rita Cosby
• "At first I would have rather been naked to tell you the truth, because I just look so gadding ridiculous. But then I thought …'The stretchy pants are my friends. I love the stretchy pants!' "
– Jack Black, on getting into character for Nacho Libre, to Time
• "Oh come on, do I look like I'm dying?"
– Elizabeth Taylor, refuting widespread tabloid rumors of her imminent demise, on Larry King Live
• "I'm not going back to the trailer, man! Making money is one education, but keeping it (is) a whole other lesson."
– Josh Holloway, on remaining thrifty despite getting paid a reported $80,000 per episode of Lost next season, to Details
Keanu Reeves
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– Keanu Reeves, on the diversity of movies at the Cannes Film Festival, to Entertainment Weekly
• "I'm not a morning person."
– Katie Couric, on leaving her longtime post at the Today show to anchor the CBS Evening News
• "Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very, very happy about it."
– Anna Nicole Smith, in a video clip posted on her Web site
