Britney Spears
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– Britney Spears, telling Matt Lauer that her love for Kevin Federline is still strong – unlike her affection for the paparazzi
• "People like to think that just because I’m young and like to enjoy my life, I'm some crazy party girl. I hate the term party girl – I hate it."
– Lindsay Lohan, on feeling all grown up, to Harper's Bazaar
• "You can't get a word in edgewise with those bitches."
– Comedian Mario Cantone, who roasted Meredith Vieira during her last View taping, on sitting with the show's cohosts, to PEOPLE.com
• "Men want to be him, women want him, and in my case I both want to be him and want him."
– Mike Myers, paying tribute to lifetime achievement honoree Sean Connery at the American Film Institute
• "The truth of the matter is that 90 percent of it is already out there in court documents. The book is really more of a celebration of my life. I didn't write it to get people mad."
– The Sopranos' Lorraine Bracco, on revealing details of her tempestuous relationship with Harvey Keitel in her memoir On the Couch, to the New York Post
• "Vince is famous. He's an A-list celebrity. I'm a B-list celebrity."
– Entourage's Adrian Grenier, on how he's not like his show's character, to Newsweek
Denis Leary
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– Denis Leary, on the secret to his 16-year marriage, to Conan O'Brien
• "I don't frickin' know."
– Kyra Sedgwick, when asked of the secret to her 18-year marriage to Kevin Bacon, to PEOPLE.com
• "You're pacifiered."
– A spoof of baby Barron Trump, coming up with his own catchphrase on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
