Jessica Simpson
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– Jessica Simpson, on how her celebrity ruins relationships, after getting burned by her too-public affair with John Mayer, to Ellen DeGeneres
• "It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with."
– Fergie, on her past addiction to crystal meth, to Time
• "It's the hope of every parent, famous or not, to have your child upstage you. So I love it when a little girl in the airport screams, 'That's Nicole's dad!'"
– Lionel Richie, on his more famous daughter, to Time Out New York
• "I thought to myself the second that happened, I was like, 'That's typical Maria. Typical.'"
– Newly-crowned U.S. Open tennis champ Maria Sharapova, on how appearances aside, she's a "dork" for sending the lid flying off her second Grand Slam trophy during the trophy presentation
• "Two more Combs. Two! World, you're in trouble now."
– Sean "Diddy" Combs, announcing that he and model girlfriend Kim Porter are expecting twins, on his Myspace page
• "I am look forward very much to the festival, where I am intend to watch many Hollywood blockbusters films and then produce DVD copies of them for sell in Kazakhstan."
– Borat (a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen), on attending the Toronto International Film Festival
Brad Pitt
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– Brad Pitt, on why he and Angelina Jolie have no immediate plans to wed, to Esquire
• "I gave up trying to be cool at 16, and never looked back."
– The Office's Rainn Wilson, being unapologetic for sharing traits with his character, uber-dweeb Dwight Shrute, to Rolling Stone
• "If I couldn't win that show, with all of my experience, I should just give up and move to a deserted island."
– 30 Rock's Tina Fey, on how she should be the Last Comic Standing if she were to appear on a reality-TV show, to Life
