Fergie

They Said What? for Tuesday, September 26, 2006

09/26/2006 at 06:00 AM EDT

• "I'm not a promiscuous girl like I talk about in 'Clumsy,' I'm always the girl with the boyfriend in serious relationships, but I do like to play with my sexuality. I don't think that means I have to live in a morgue."
– Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie, to the Associated Press

• "How's the new car, Mom and Dad? Maybe I'll be a jerk and buy you a new house!"
– Steve Carell, on how he responded to his parents' inquiry as to why he never plays "someone nice," to Jay Leno

• "It was one step above prostitution."
– Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh, on what her Korean parents initially thought of her acting career, to Ellen DeGeneres

• "I make black records. I write records like I speak, and I don?t try to change my songs so everyone else likes them."
– Beyoncé, to Blender

• "I thought I was going to throw up or pee in my pants. I didn't know which one I was going to do."
– Jessica Simpson, on being nervous about the reception of her film Employee of the Month

• "I can't stand those articles where people spill their life story. After a while I feel like I know more about them than their best friend does, and that's weird."
– Scarlett Johansson, to InStyle

Ben Affleck

INF

• "I was in my underwear heating up a burrito in the microwave and (they) were on my lawn doing a satellite link-up."
– Ben Affleck, on being stalked by the paparazzi, on The Daily Show

• "I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive today he would be doing the same thing."
– Madonna, defending the crucifixion scene in her Confessions tour, to Reuters

• "I want to be terrified ... I want full-tilt, 80-mile-an-hour heading into a brick wall."
– Drew Barrymore, on how she chooses roles, to Elle