Review: Kevin Federline's 'Overhyped' Acting Debut
10/13/2006 AT 11:00 AM EDT
Scene One, taunting the detectives:
"You bitches haven't caught them cats yet?"
"Man, you're weak, weak, weak, weak."
"You're a joke."
"Anybody get that on video? Man, I'll take a picture myself."
Scene Two, still taunting the detectives:
"This little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home," followed by contemptuous pig-snorts.
My main impression was that 1) Federline looks like Billy Crudup, only scruffier and longer and b) he doesn't have too much natural presence – the camera doesn't really pick him out. But, to be fair, the role wasn't much more than a carpet fiber, and TV cameras don't pick out carpet fibers.
Has he considered the next round of Dancing With the Stars?