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– Beyoncé, on losing 20 lbs. for her role in Dreamgirls, to Seventeen
• "I've wanted to do this for some time."
– NBA star Tony Parker, on popping the question to longtime girlfriend Eva Longoria, to PEOPLE
• "Obviously I need to go back to seventh-grade Spanish!"
– Gwyneth Paltrow, in telling PEOPLE that her quotes to a Portuguese newspaper were misunderstood and that she never said, "The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans"
• "Poor f–er."
– Mel Gibson, on Michael Richards's troubles since his recent racial outburst, to Entertainment Weekly
• "Dolly, you make me so nervous. I can't even sing the words right."
– A visibly flustered Jessica Simpson, who flubbed the lines to "9 to 5" while paying tribute to Dolly Parton, at the Kennedy Center Honors
• "My trainer just shakes her head and says, 'This is a disaster.' "
– Jennifer Garner, on being "in the worst shape ever," but definitely not pregnant, to Elle
• "He's such a big guy and he's so powerful-looking, and he takes two sips and his little eyes get all glossed over."
– Eva Mendes, on Hitch costar Will Smith's inability to hold his liquor, to PEOPLE
• "I think Max covered all my pig needs."
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• "You guys are making Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn. What's next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window?"
– Saturday Night Live's Amy Poehler, addressing the recent trend of celebs such as Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan "flashing (their) business while coming in and/or out of a limousine"
• "Keep up the great work, ladies."
– SNL's Seth Meyers, upon being asked by Poehler if he had anything to add to the discussion
