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The Week's Best Celeb Quotes | Eva Longoria Parker
• "I am going to sleep in mine after I wear it."
Eva Longoria, on getting the most out of her gown on her wedding day, to Cosmopolitan

  • "I approached them. I think they thought I was a little crazy."
Angelina Jolie, on contacting the U.N.'s refugee agency, the UNHCR, six years ago to volunteer, to Newsweek

• "In the past, I've been work, work, work – and then I'm done and 'cause I'm tired and desperate, I'm like ... YOU!"
Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh, on making rash relationship choices in the past, to Best Life magazine

• "My primary job will be, like it or not, get your pills ready – your sponge-bath nurse."
Kelly Ripa, on how she's going to help cohost Regis Philbin following his heart bypass surgery, on Live with Regis and Kelly

• "Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!”
Chris Rock, on what his parents thought about his career choice of acting, to James Lipton on Inside the Actor's Studio

• "I'm not giving up on Texas – yet."
Sheryl Crow, still optimistic about her Lone Star romantic prospects even though things didn't work out with Lance Armstrong, at the Houston Livestock and Rodeo Show

Will Ferrell Photo by: Eric Ford
The Week's Best Celeb Quotes| Eva Longoria Parker, Will Ferrell
• "It's not the Lycra. That's the secret. It's the dance belt ... Try it for like 12 hours. It's not fun. The material goes right up your butt crack, but there are no panty lines. So it's beautiful."
Will Ferrell, on his Blades of Glory ice-skating costume, to PEOPLE

• "It's a curvation nation, baby ... I don't feel quite so alone anymore."
Queen Latifah, celebrating how more full-figured celebs including Jennifer Hudson are being embraced by Hollywood, to Tyra Banks

• "No immunity from ignorance. If you don't know it by now, we can't learn it to ya."
– Host Jeff Foxworthy, explaining how his trivia show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? shows no mercy for contestants, to Entertainment Weekly
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