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– Blades of Glory star Will Ferrell, discussing his new hairdo for his next film Semi-Pro, to Jay Leno
"I can't control my drugs and gang-banging past. People can see that I now have a different identity and that I've changed my lifestyle around completely. We let the Beatles in the USA so please let me in here."
– Snoop Dogg, after he was denied entry to the UK to play a concert, to MTV U.K.
"I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl. I always say I want three boys and a girl but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids."
– Vanessa Minnillo, on her family plans, to PEOPLE
"I know what you're thinking ... I had no idea Dave's son got so big ... And Jewish."
– Adam Sandler, filling in as last-minute host of the Late Show when David Letterman fell ill
"I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five."
– Lindsay Lohan, to GQ
"The reign of Tara was miraculous. Literally, because I got sober during it, and that's the most important thing."
– Tara Conner, summing up her Miss USA reign, to PEOPLE
"I usually feel slightly embarrassed, slightly humiliated and I slink away like a man who has come out with his pants off."
– Hugh Laurie, on his emotional state after filming a scene for his FOX series House, to Rolling Stone
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"I rarely stop. I am like an engine that is constantly on. But when I get a free day, then I do absolutely nothing. I stay in at home in my tracksuit, I sleep, spend hours on the phone talking to my mother and my friends."
– Jennifer Lopez, on how she decompresses, to Italian Vogue
"ABC announced this week that it has renewed Lost for a fourth season. Said the show's writers, 'Oh, crap.'"
– Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update













