The Week's Best Celeb Quotes

04/10/2007 at 06:00 AM EDT

• "I focus on a guy if he's a boyfriend, but I don't focus on finding a boyfriend. They're never around when you want them."
– Scarlett Johansson, who was recently spotted out with Ryan Reynolds, to Seventeen

• "I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman's curves; there is no way I'd see them go to (size) zero."
– Jennifer Lopez, on why she has zero hope (or desire) of ever being a size zero, to the British edition of Elle 

  • "I'm da bomb now, babe!"
– Fantasia Barrino, on feeling "brand new" after overcoming a challenging past, to the New York Post

  • "Maybe [she] comes from beyond the grave, makes him a zombie and brings him to the netherworld."
– Sopranos star Michael Imperioli, joking that his character could be murdered by his dead wife during the HBO show's final season, to the Associated Press

• "We're going through the [divorce] process, but we are not friends."
– Dita Von Teese, on her feelings for estranged husband Marilyn Manson, to PEOPLE

•"I read the book, and [Professor Dolores] Umbridge is described as a short, ugly, toadlike woman. I thought, 'Oh, thanks very much.'"
– Imelda Staunton, on her initial reaction to her character in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, to Newsweek   

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• "The only time that I balked and almost had to be resuscitated was when someone told me that they loved [designer] Vincent [Libretti's] work. When I recovered, I had to persuade myself that they were confusing his work with that of someone else!"
– Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn, on crazy experiences during his show's season 4 auditions, to Entertainment Weekly 

• "I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I'm a professional racecar driver. Seriously, ask any actor if they'd rather be a professional racecar driver or an actor."
– Frankie Muniz, on his new "profession," to PEOPLE

• "I'm so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them either. If I had them, I'd run up and down a flight of stairs!"
– Kate Beckinsale, on her desire for more ample endowment, to Glamour