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Alley: Oh, I'm glad you asked us that! I look at it this way: If we were fighting with each other, it would be exciting, sort of Dynasty-ish. But honest to God, I have not had an upset with any actress.
Bertinelli: We're both professionals. If we didn't care for each other, which isn't true, we would still do our jobs.
Alley: Honestly, have you ever worked with actors you hated?
Bertinelli: There have been guys I didn't want to kiss. Other than that, no.
Alley: During the first commercial, I gave her a pair of Christian Louboutins.
Bertinelli: I mean, they're like, so cool. My first pair!
Alley: See? While we're being accused of killing each other, I've given her $1,200 shoes. She gave me a freakin' TiVo! That's how much she hates me.
Bertinelli: And I'm going to fix her up with my brother. He's divorced, but not rich.
Alley: Is he cute? I'm more about being cute than rich.
Valerie, as you near your goal, what milestones have you celebrated?
Bertinelli: Today I'm wearing my skinniest pair of jeans that I couldn't even get over my thighs before.
Alley: The only jeans I saved was the pair I wore when I tried out for Star Trek in 1981. My daughter, who's 13 and wears a size 2, they're tight on her. Isn't that insane? I think we were crazier when we were skinny than fat.
Bertinelli: We're less crazy now because we've been through all that ridiculousness.
