With a title like this, you expect to see some swank homes. Well, a mil doesn't go far these days, and neither does this series. It's more about the real estate agents than the sadly ordinary L.A. homes they hope to sell. And as anyone who's ever been to an open house knows, it's not that exciting a profession. An attempt is made to beef up each episode by referencing the rich and famous ("It's either Charlie or Martin Sheen [who] has a place right here," says one agent). Call us when they're ready to sell.