09/25/2006 at 01:00 AM EDT
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN needs to return Robin Hood's boots to Sherwood Forest.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
is all smiles, but somewhere a bagpiper is crying over his missing kilt.
Talk about overexposure! TERI HATCHER
should take a cue from Victoria—underwear is meant to be a secret.
What's HEATHER GRAHAM got in that front pocket, anyway? Lipstick? Mints? A kangaroo joey?
goes Amish in a shapeless jacket layered over a shapeless dress. Did she leave a matching bonnet in the buggy?
KNOWLES illustrates Hollywood's unfortunate golden rule: The shorter the skirt, the higher the hair.
If ASHLEY TISDALE was channeling an overly accessorized lion tamer, then she succeeded.