updated 06/25/2007 AT 01:00 AM EDT
•originally published 06/25/2007 AT 01:00 AM EDT
HOW HE GETS THE GIRLS
"They love to laugh. I imagine that's what attracts them to me because I'm not exactly Brad Pitt."
THE PERFECT DATE
"You have a date, but you just do it in the house so no one finds out. Start in the backyard, move to the TV room, and make a night of it."
WHAT HE LOOKS FOR IN A GIRL
"I like when a woman comes up with a plan to do fun, creative things. And I'd love to meet a girl who can cook, because I don't cook at all."
"I've been proposed to a couple times on MySpace. It's flattering, but I say, 'I'd need to know more about you, other than your MySpace picture.'"
WHY WOMEN LUST AFTER HIS LIPS
"They're big, the bottom one in particular; it looks like a piece of toro."