Have You Ever Stolen Anything?
"At Urban Outfitters, I put on a scarf, and then walked out of the store. I owe them, I believe, $17.99. I will be getting that to them shortly."
"I like to steal salt-and-pepper shakers from the first-class cabins in airplanes. I have a collection."
"When I was 3, I took a Mary Quant nail-varnish bottle from a store in London. I definitely got a [spanking] for that!"
"A porcelain egg from the Four Seasons Hotel in Austin. It has a Texas longhorn on it. And by the time this goes to print, I'll be long gone!"
"I find that if you eat produce in the produce section, no one stops you."
"My boyfriend's T-shirt. It has his high school baseball team number on it."