What is it about ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT that inspires such tall and twisted tales? While the power couple lie low in Namibia, Insider—with the help of a connected source—sets the record straight on the most widely circulated myths:
1) Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
2) Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13. (Sorry, George.)
3) Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant—at least not right now.
4) The actress is not planning a "water birth" for the couple's baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.
5) Jolie's ill mom, MARCHELINE BERTRAND, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a "dying wish."
6) Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a "fidelity necklace" as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
7) Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own. Phew!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: lousy lunch date? When the Nanny Diaries star shot a smooching scene with CHRIS EVANS at N.Y.C.'s Columbia University April 26, she displaced throngs of picnicking students, prompting some to yell, "Go back to Hollywood!"
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