"I'm not hip," declared the comic, who later landed a stand-up show on VH1. "Rosie O'Donnell's my name. Is that a VJ name? No. I think it should be Blade Rockwell."
"Laugh at me, folks!" pleaded Sandler. Sample joke: "My girlfriend is anorexic. Actually, I've been seeing less and less of her lately."
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Swinging onto the set from a chin-up bar, the gymnast chirped, "Just thought I'd drop in!"
After griping about the taxes taken out of his McDonald's paycheck the previous year, Rock offered a way for the U.S. to save on executions: "Stabbing don't cost a damn thing."
"This is MTV that we are talking to you from," said Kinnear, who discussed various TV "serieses," then blurted, "My God, I don't know what I'm talking about!"