ABC (8 p.m. ET)
Pat always tries to show he knows what's hip. So he opens with the family decorously roller-skating. Then there's a regrettable skit with comic John Byner and Pat discussing how to tell Debby the facts of life. Ted Knight and Katherine (Soap) Helmond flounder, too. Hey, Pat, you're supposed to hide eggs at Easter, not lay them.
MONDAY, APRIL 16
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