ON THE COVER 92
The combat zone moves to the war between the sexes as AfterMASH's Harry (Col. Potter) Morgan and Jamie (Klinger) Farr come marching home into the arms of Barbara Townsend and Rosalind Chao
UP FRONT 34
Friends of former sex kitten Brigitte Bardot said her life was becoming stranger every day when, on her 49th birthday, she took an overdose of pills
Former Ford veep Marvin Runyon helps Nissan bring a bit of Tokyo to Tennessee as the UAW frowns
Adventurers from five states and Canada gather in New Hampshire for the first championship of the National Survival Game, but the winners turn out to be—ehhh!—Canadian
HOW much will four slatted-back hickory chairs fetch at auction? $41,000—when the craftsman is Jimmy Carter
JOCKS 51
Some Presidents throw the bull, but rodeo champion Charles Sampson got thrown by one in front of Ronald Reagan
COUPLES 55
Scott Glenn rides a star vehicle in The Right Stuff, but his wife, Carol, is more down-to-earth as a potter
BONUS BOOK 64
Author Frank Deford tells of the short life of his daughter, Alex, who died of cystic fibrosis at age 8
STAGE 80
It takes one Shakespearean actor to know one, but the play's the thing that made Ben Kingsley go from Gandhi to Edmund Kean on Broadway
SONG 84
A Hamburger named Taco becomes a big enchilada by Puttin' on the Ritz
COPING 88
Former Soviet comic Yakov Smirnoff finds a home for his punch lines in the West
ON THE JOB 98
Sign painter Harley Warrick's ambition is as big as a barn—and so are his creations
TOP 104
Cinematographer Gordon Willis reveals the wizardry involved in the making of Woody Allen's Zelig
MONEY 111
Apartment king Harold Farb makes money by the ton but sings for fun
LOOKOUT 116
With his Cape Cod whistle-stop railroad, Mark Snider is on track to success
TRENDS 121
Good Grief, Snoopy; now everybody wants to wear shades and look like Joe Cool
SCREEN 125
Dennis Hopper plays Matt Dillon's alcoholic father in Rumble Fish, but he insists his own days of drink and drugs are over
MAIL 6
PICKS & PANS 9
Pavarotti and Domingo headline the Metropolitan Opera's 100th-anniversary gala on PBS and Ann Jillian does a ghostly jiggle on NBC's Jennifer Slept Here
Sean Connery dusts off his James Bond persona in Never Say Never Again
The latest round of celebrity biographies treats Joan Crawford, Rita Hayworth and Katharine Hepburn
Singers Mick Fleetwood (without his Mac) and Agnetha Fältskog (without her Abba) go solo
TAKE ONE 33
STAR TRACKS 101
Prince Edward pedals
Timothy Hutton, Cary Grant, Henry Kissinger, Joan Collins, Dolly Parton and Princess Yasmin Khan schmooze at a Denver do
Joan Kennedy greets Broadway's Zorba, Anthony Quinn
PEOPLE PUZZLE 118
CHATTER 128
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