Picks and Pans Review: Friday, December 2
NBC (9-11 p.m. ET)
Albert Finney is a plastic surgeon who brings beautiful women a nip and tuck closer to perfection. James Coburn is a power broker who turns beauty into bucks. Suddenly corpses turn up, models turn into mannequins and Finney turns from doc to cop. Michael (The Terminal Man) Crichton wrote and directed this ludicrous 1981 mess.