07/09/1984 at 01:00 AM EDT
Mondays, 10:30 p.m. ET
If you thought that Pat's white shoes were tacky, wait until you see his show with wife Shirley. In a voice sweet enough to put pounds on you, Shirley, 50, interviews guests, goes grocery shopping and talks about God. Pat, 50, talks with Shirley and appears on commercials with his daughters. Like the show, these ads come right out of the '50s (hold up product and say, "Mmmmm, yummy for my tummy!"). It is all uncomfortably bad.