Did we say "check local listings"? We didn't really mean it. For that would presume that you'd actually want to watch this. That couldn't be. Lifestyles makes E.T. look like the collected works of Dostoevsky. It is a festival of smarmy sucking-up to celebs: "Love ya, Clint, love ya!" Host Robin Leach hangs onto the stars he visits like his insect namesake. It's enough to make you want to be poor and obscure.