Picks and Pans Review: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
updated 07/23/1984 AT 01:00 AM EDT
•originally published 07/23/1984 AT 01:00 AM EDT
Did we say "check local listings"? We didn't really mean it. For that would presume that you'd actually want to watch this. That couldn't be. Lifestyles makes E.T. look like the collected works of Dostoevsky. It is a festival of smarmy sucking-up to celebs: "Love ya, Clint, love ya!" Host Robin Leach hangs onto the stars he visits like his insect namesake. It's enough to make you want to be poor and obscure.