Picks and Pans Review: He's Not Your Son

updated 10/08/1984 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 10/08/1984 AT 01:00 AM EDT

CBS (Wednesday, Oct. 3, 9 p.m. ET)

A one-joke show that's not even funny: Two babies, born at the same time, are switched in the hospital, and the mistake is discovered after one of them gets sick. It's as boring as baby food. Growing up seems to take less time than watching this movie. Donna (Knots Landing) Mills, Ken (The White Shadow) Howard, John (Dynasty) James and Ann (Jaws II) Dusenberry do the best they can with a thin-unto-anorexic script. The newborn infants get all the good lines. At least they can cry.

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