Picks and Pans Review: Greetings
Ramalamadingdong—hello (especially in Southern California, from the old Edsels song)
Fine, Full-on Babe, The Kind, Wicked, Fly—a good-looking female
Bust—a good-looking male (replaces "fox" in some areas)
Squid, Dweeb—a bookish nerd
Scopin', On the Scam—looking for potential mates Basing—taking up with a mate
Swooping—making a move on your mate of choice
Bebop, Gopher—an eager and frequent swoopee The Love Ball Is Rolling—true romance
Talking to Ralph, Boot Out, Going into Reverse, Blow-chunks, Losing It, Talking to the Seals, Calling Earl, The Technicolor Yawn—vomiting
Faced, Heated, Zooted, Buzzed, Tripped, In Rare Form—drunk
Neato, Superpeachy, Awesome, Intense, Bad, Killer, Live, Fresh, Funky Fresh, Hot, Totally Hot, Way Cool, Beauty, Grind, It's Happenin', Tweet Bud, Boss—admirable
Bogus, Hideous, Rude, Critical, Having a Massive
Attitude Problem—not admirable
Happy Camper—someone in a good mood
Tired Camper—the opposite
Other Useful Terms
Jacked—geared up, enthusiastic
24-7—24 hours a day, seven days a week (as in, I love you 24-7)
Rage, Jam—to have a good time
Parfait Down—latest mutation of "party down!"
Later, See ya', I'm Bookin', Happy Trails—good-bye
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