Picks and Pans Review: Theatre of Pain

UPDATED 12/23/1985 at 01:00 AM EST • Originally published 12/23/1985 at 01:00 AM EST

Mötley Crüe

The Los Angeles head-bangers are so loud. So crass. So vacantly carnal. So very, very tiresome.

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