06/23/1986 at 01:00 AM EDT
It was Joan Collins by a neckline at the recent Epsom Derby near London. In a naughty breach of protocol, the prime-time soap queen, with hubby Peter Holm, beat the Royal Family to the ceremonial parade ring. Collins' personal parade caused at least one royal head to turn.
Tom Selleck turned up with dad Robert, brothers Bob and Dan, mom Martha and pal Jillie Mack to give concrete proof of Selleck's success: his own star, on Hollywood Boulevard.
In New York promoting their MTV Party Boat Fourth of July special, those zany guys from ZZ Top took liberties with Miss Liberty, giving her a facelift of a different sort.
Mom-and-pop-to-be Bette Midler and husband, the always serious Martin von Haselberg, give a hand (in L.A.) to the real Baby Divine, whose saga is due to begin in November.