Edward Tenner's Post-Vernacular Discourse Modulation Protocol Teaches You to Talk High Tech
updated 10/13/1986 AT 01:00 AM EDT
•originally published 10/13/1986 AT 01:00 AM EDT
CANINE SECLUSION HABITAT
The conventional domestic CSH is a detached anthropogenic quadrilateral territorial carnivorous-companionate-mammal protective module deployed in conjunction with olfactory/sonic-activated real-time perimeter-intrusion annunciator system procedures.
HEDONIC AFFECT ICON
HAI is a closed two-dimensional eidetic schematic pictographic non-cognitive anthropoid psychosomatic-tone representation glyph, connoting self-actualized, subjectively optimal proximate-diurnal-segment expectation.
KINETIC DEMONSTRATION DEVICES
KDDs are macroscopic objects actively and passively deployed in real time. The aerostatic membrane (AM) is a (synthetic) latex, anthropogenic-carbon-dioxide or helium-distended spherical pressure vessel with a multistranded spun-cellulose phalangeal-linked guidance coupling. The angular momentum conservation device (AMCD) is a tandem axis-mounted, nonpropulsive, phalanx-suspended, metacarpal-controlled equiradial translation bearing.
MATERIAL SECTIONING TOOL
MST is a low-mass, carpally reciprocating shearing-force disassembly instrument, equally categorizable as a nutrient-system ingestive accessory.
HARD-COPY MULTITASK WINDOW ARRAY
HMWA is a sedentary-mode ergonomic workstation for interruptible sequential bio-optical scanning, psycho-motor-actuated text generation and arithmetic operations, featuring visually discriminable nonvolatile off-line storage with prehensile data retrieval, and operator-resident processing protocols for alphanumeric/graphic inputs and outputs.
ACCRETED CRYSTALLINE ANTHROPOID HOMOLOGUE
ACAH is a solar-recyclable aqueous transitional-state hominid isomorph assembled as a juvenile peer-bonding mechanism.