Picks and Pans Review: Houston Knights

updated 03/16/1987 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 03/16/1987 AT 01:00 AM EST

CBS (Wed., March 11, 9 p.m. ET)

D-

Just as Miami Vice sinks in the ratings, CBS decides to copy the concept and move it to Houston in this confusing, clichéd, brain-dead bore starring Michael Paré and Michael Beck as a couple of pretty boys with badges. Houston is supposed to become a series soon, but I hope not. I'd rather watch Don Johnson sweat.

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