Picks and Pans Review: The Bold and the Beautiful

By Jeff Jarvis

UPDATED 04/13/1987 at 01:00 AM EDT • Originally published 04/13/1987 at 01:00 AM EDT

CBS (Daily, 1:30 p.m. ET)

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Fine, so I'm not a devotee of daytime drama. This hollow little soap bubble isn't going to make me one. The names are Dynasty rejects: Ridge, Thorn, Brooke, Rocco. The stars are all hair, no head. The lines are all delivered slowly, dragging out the agony of listening to them. This is one of those cheap soaps that leaves a ring around your TV.