08/24/1987 at 01:00 AM EDT
"I can be a Chippendales dancer," quipped less-dressed Today weatherman Willard Scott, caught shirtless in a New York dressing room before taping a Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy telethon segment.
Attempting a fast exit from L.A.'s Spago, Diane Keaton showed that trying harder doesn't always do the trick. Clearly her driving skills have improved little since Annie Hall.
Next up for teen-throb River (Stand By Me) Phoenix, 16, is Sidney Lumet's Running on Empty, but the kid spent a rehearsal break in New York practicing his Sean Penn imitation.
Bejeaned and bejeweled, Liz begs a break while checking into a N.Y. hotel. Next month she starts a nine-city, $10 million tour touting her Elizabeth Taylor's Passion perfume.
Our House's Chad Allen, 13, stepped out (and up, truth be told) with Family Ties' Tina Yothers, 14, at an L.A. benefit for the blind. No word on whether they split a malt later.