Picks and Pans Review: Lollipop Dragon: the Great Christmas Race

updated 12/21/1987 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/21/1987 AT 01:00 AM EST

My daddy would not watch this movie. So he made me watch it. I got mad. It's not really about Christmas. Know how I know? There's no Santa Claus in it. Just a stupid race. The bad guy is Baron Badblood. If he wins the race, he says everybody has to eat liver lollipops. Stupid. I won't eat liver anything. I won't. I won't. Dragons can't make lollipops anyway. Dragons are too big. Their claws would get all sticky. Their mommies would yell. I don't really know who wins the race, because the music got all boring and I got sleepy. Next time my daddy says to watch these dragons I will hide in my room. I'll come back when it's over. Merry Christmas. (Celebrity, 30 min., $19.95) —Alex Travers, 3 (Peter Travers, 43, agrees: "I couldn't stand it.")

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