Creating a racquet in Dubai was Robin, the 2-year-old net result of Bjorn Borg's four-year affair with Jannike Bjorling. Big Borg was giving a tennis clinic there.
Parker Stevenson may not want to Shoot to Kill (that's wife Kirstie Alley's new film, which they caught in L.A.), but his new Probe series on ABC is opposite her Cheers.
Clowning achievement: In France, Fergie, skiing preggers, joined Britain's Comic Relief Day, during which sales of red noses aided the needy. Note her hat and the nosey skiers.
Sandy (Valerie's Family) Duncan tried to toot her own horn at a St. Paul parade, but the Minnesota cold nearly froze her lips to the mouthpiece. Result: no brass taps.