Picks and Pans Review: Unreal

updated 09/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 09/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EDT

This week we look at yet more Reality TV. Well, I'm fed up. I'm sick of watching a bunch of TV crud mongers making all the big bucks. So I'm going to sell out and make my own reality show. Yeah. I'll call it DMV. At every state's department of motor vehicles, we'll watch bureaucrats enraging citizens; we'll see drivers humiliated when they fail ridiculously easy tests; we'll witness true drama and suffering. So what if the show has no redeeming social value, no entertainment or news value, no reason to exist at all? Some dumb station executives will buy it. And I'll be rich, you hear me, rich!

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