Picks and Pans Review: The Unwatchables
KANSAS Pretty scenery, pretty-boy stars (Andrew McCarthy, Matt Dillon) and the dullest film bank heist ever make you long to hear Dorothy yell, "Auntie Em, it's a twister!"
THE PRINCE OF PENNSYLVANIA Keanu Reeves plays a goofy teen who kidnaps his tightwad dad so his adulterous mom can run off. Infantile doesn't quite describe this comedy. Try intolerable.
MESSENGER OF DEATH As a reporter investigating a murder, Charles Bronson leaves the violence to others, which leaves the movie nowhere.