Picks and Pans Review: Amateur
This movie is typical of the hermetically sealed, cooler-than-cool world of writer-director Hal Hartley, who hails from New York City's Long Island suburbs, but whose films have a distinctly European feel. The heroine of Amateur is an ex-nun (Huppert) who has quit the convent after 15 years to write pornographic novels. Although she labels herself a nymphomaniac, she is untested between the sheets.
"How can you be a nymphomaniac and never have sex?" someone asks Huppert.
"I'm choosy," she replies.
The movie, Hartley's fourth (his others are The Unbelievable Truth, Trust and Simple Men), is a romantic thriller in which the nun tries to help a dashing amnesia victim (Donovan) survive the wrath of a vengeful ex-porn star (Lowensohn), ruthless drug dealers and hired assassins. While handsomely filmed and amusing in a deadpan way, Amateur never draws you in and doesn't linger once the lights come up. (R)