"I'd love to just find a good plumber or doctor," the 34-year-old actress tells Details in its November issue.
"I've gotten such s--- about my dating choices," she says. (Her last three boyfriends – Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, and Brad Penny – have all been Major League pitchers.) "Like, every single article ... is about how I'm 'the chick that dates athletes,' and there's an insane double standard going on."
Milano, a lifelong Dodgers fan who recently scored a post-season reporting gig, laments the fact that New York Yankees star Derek Jeter gets away with dating starlet after starlet on her blog on MLB.com.
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