Picks and Pans Review: Quote

updated 10/21/1991 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 10/21/1991 AT 01:00 AM EDT

>JOHN CLEESE'S GREATEST INSULTS

From And Now for Something Completely Trivial: The Monty Python Trivia and Quiz Book, by Kim "Howard" Johnson (St. Martin's, $8.95)

1) You stupid, furry, bucktoothed gits! 2) Button your lip, you ratbag! 3) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs! 4) You miserable little man...do your worst, you worm! 5) You stupid, interfering little rat! Damn your lemon-curd tartlet! 6) I unclog my nose in your direction.... I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-lover secondhand-election donkey-bottom biters!

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