Picks and Pans Review: Quote
updated 02/03/1992 AT 01:00 AM EST
•originally published 02/03/1992 AT 01:00 AM EST
"The opposite of hot, we know,/Is icy cold or ten below./Some other answers to the question/Are leaky buckets, indigestion,/E-minus, or a granny knot,/Since all those things are not so hot."
"The opposite of tar is rat./If you don't see the sense of that,/Just spell tar backwards, and you will./And there's another reason still:/Though rats desert a sinking ship,/A tar, with stiffened upper lip,/Will man the bilge-pumps like a sport/And bring the vessel into port."
"The opposite of sound? Well that's/When someone's ill, or wrong, or bats,/Or when some firm is deep in debt./Another answer's what you get/By strumming cobwebs with a feather/Or banging powder puffs together."