05/18/1992 at 01:00 AM EDT
>ALL RIGHT, SO EVERYONE HAS BEEN fawning over Johnny as his nights dwindle down to a few. But for sheer unctuousness, no one has approached Bob (Full House; America's Funniest Home Videos) Saget, who always reminds me of a cross between Steve Guttenberg and Ichabod Crane. He presented Johnny with an on-air parting gift: a gold-plated commemorative watch inscribed THANK YOU FOR 30 AMAZING YEARS. Saget then gave identical timepieces to Ed, Doc and every guy in the orchestra. If it's not enough the guy has two prime-time shows, Saget also guest-stars on this week's Quantum Leap (May 13).