Picks and Pans Review: Quote

updated 10/22/1990 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 10/22/1990 AT 01:00 AM EDT

>From The Late Night With David Letterman Book of Top Ten Lists (Pocket, paper, $8.95):

JAMES BROWN'S TOP 10 PRISON COMPLAINTS

10. Only two hair dryers for over 3,000 men! 9. Guards keep calling me "Little Richard" 8. Always getting leg caught in bars when doing the splits 7. Five packs of cigarettes for one bottle of Luster-Silk! 6. Prison library scandalously short of Jane Austen novels 5. Escape tunnel too narrow to shimmy in 4. Irritating snoring of Ike Turner 3. Death row guys always win talent show because of sympathy vote 2. Can't believe I'm in here and John Denver walks around free 1. Just hate being soul brother #175683

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