Picks and Pans Main: Screen

By Ralph Novak

UPDATED 01/14/1991 at 01:00 AM EST • Originally published 01/14/1991 at 01:00 AM EST

Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (beak). Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (feathers). Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (crow's feet).

So much for the crow-eating fairness demands of those of us who ever said Arnold Schwarzenegger had as much chance of becoming a good actor as he did of joining the Bolshoi.