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Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (beak). Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (feathers). Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (crow's feet).
So much for the crow-eating fairness demands of those of us who ever said Arnold Schwarzenegger had as much chance of becoming a good actor as he did of joining the Bolshoi.
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