Picks and Pans Main: Screen

updated 01/14/1991 at 01:00 AM EST

originally published 01/14/1991 01:00AM

Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (beak). Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (feathers). Munch. Munch. Munch. Ptuuui (crow's feet).

So much for the crow-eating fairness demands of those of us who ever said Arnold Schwarzenegger had as much chance of becoming a good actor as he did of joining the Bolshoi.

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