>From The New Official Rules: Maxims for Muddling Through to the 21st Century by Paul Dickson (Addison-Wesley,$16.95):
"Rowe's Law: Nobody's in a hurry when you are." (Lynton S. Rowe, Australia)
"Distin's Discovery: Cat hair is attracted to and will adhere to anything except the cat." (Mary Distin, Monmouth, 111.)
"Kissinger's Discovery: The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault." (Henry Kissinger, New York City)
"Cockrell's Law of Pizza Kinetics: All mushrooms on any given pizza will gravitate to the slice or slices of the one who dislikes them the most, and leaving none to those who like them." (Reed Cockrell, Darlington, Wis.)
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