Picks and Pans Review: Dave Barry Slept Here

updated 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST

by Dave Barry

The humor columnist's very revisionist, very funny look at American history suggests he is writing about a country that (1) is most noteworthy for introducing the concept of the mall (2) deserves every excruciating minute of TV football it gets and (3) would be better off if it had been taken over by Bolivia.

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