Picks and Pans Review: Star/daddy
updated 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST
•originally published 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST
In an ordinary year, we can count on one florid, romantic Steel novel that bears just about as much resemblance to real life as a typical episode of The Smurfs. In 1989 we were twice blessed. What have we done to deserve this?