Picks and Pans Review: Foreign Affair

updated 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EST

Tina Turner

Somehow the words "nondescript music" and the name Tina Turner do not seem willing to a I low themselves to be crammed into the same sentence, so let's just write this whole amazingly uneventful album off as a bad trip. Now, Tina, is there anything to be alarmed about in the fact that you seemed to think you are a teenager on the track "Steamy Windows" or that you seem to be practicing up on your horse imitation in the video for "The Best"?

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