ABC (Mon., Jan. 29, 9 P.M. ET)
In this totally witless rehash of How to Marry a Millionaire, three women (Suzanne Somers, Heather Locklear
, Deborah Adair) hock themselves to the eyeballs to finance a Robin Leach fantasy life-style in order to lure rich husbands.
Of the three, Somers comes across best, but she's saddled with the worst of the love interests in Joel Higgins, wearing too much eye makeup as a playboy baseball-team owner.
This sexist idiocy is really a cleaned-up version of those bimbos-in-a-beach-house movies that gurgle to the surface on late-night cable without ever seeing a theater.