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updated 08/06/1990 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 08/06/1990 AT 01:00 AM EDT

The nice thing about guest reviewing in this space (as I will be doing for the next three weeks while David Hiltbrand enjoys a vacation) is that it gives you a chance to get a lot off your chest, viz.: Have you seen the CBS fall season promos set to the Temptations' classic song "Get Ready"? CBS doesn't seem to have one star who can dance! Candy Bergen looks like she's stepping on hot coals. And Gregory Harrison looks like he has itching powder in his shorts. Egad! I mean, I'm not demanding Fred and Ginger quality—just get the beat right, guys. The worst offender is Knots Landing's Joan Van Ark, a fine actress but clearly no chorine. Joanie, darling, it's one-two (snap your fingers), three-four (snap again). Next year Jeff Sagansky, the head of CBS Entertainment, should make you all watch Soul Train first

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