Picks and Pans Review: Cocktail

updated 12/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EST

It's going too far to suggest that the sight of preening Tom Cruise playing a lady-killing Manhattan bartender can drive you to drink. But after nearly two hours of this flick's atrocious acting and appalling dialogue, even the soberest viewer ends up with a hangover.

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