Picks and Pans Review: Rambo Iii

updated 12/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/26/1988 AT 01:00 AM EST

Sly Stallone takes his biceps (no cracks, please, about where he left his brain) to Afghanistan in the most expensive movie—$63 million—in Hollywood history. Sure, you expected it to be bad. But this bad?

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