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updated 09/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EDT

originally published 09/25/1989 AT 01:00 AM EDT

Random thoughts from a man who has clearly watched too much TV: After seeing Cher's controversial video (you know, the one in which her derriere greets the world), it's now obvious why she starred in Moonstruck...The best episode of Designing Women isn't as good as the worst episode of The Golden Girls...And those who believe this magazine's recent TV reviews have been way too "nice," well, you well-intentioned, lovely people are being way too tough and unforgiving. That goes for you, too, Mom.

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